“I Assure You It’s Just a Bear Market Rally”

Listen folks, it’s just a bear market rally.
Nothing to see here, please keep moving.
I’m telling you — it’s all phony, none of this counts.
Look at the tape. It’s just shorts, nothing more.
Goldman prolly wants to unload some crap.
Trust me. I’ve seen this a hundred times.
Have you seen those phony bank “profits”??
Load up on gold, my friend. $2,000 here we come!
They’re just setting you up for another decline.
Do you have “sucker” written on your forehead?
Roubini said it’s a false rally.
I assure you it’s just a bear market rally.
Vote Ron Paul.

Posted by Eddy Elfenbein on May 6th, 2009 at 3:57 pm

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