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Citigroup
$4.15 $.16 (up 4.0%)
Markets reacted positively to CEO Vikram Pandit’s announcements that the troubled financial titan would soon repay bailout money to the government in the form of a $45 billion prepaid Visa gift card.
GS Goldman Sachs $50.4 $1.23 (up .89%)
A large early-morning protest in front of the company’s headquarters Tuesday led to speculation that Goldman was once again making a lot of money.
BRKB Berkshire-Hathaway (up ) $3,32 $38.9 (+1.18%)
Investors have been aching to get their hands on this hot stock ever since the premiere of Lil Wayne and Birdman’s latest music video in which the two hip-hop icons shower strippers with fistfuls of the conglomerate’s famously high-priced shares.

Posted by on May 4th, 2010 at 7:37 pm


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