From The Onion

JPMorgan Chase (JPM) -$2.99 $34.72 (down 7.9%)

Financial stocks plunged today on reports the House and Senate were nearing agreement on wide-scale banking reforms that, if enacted, would have the devastating potential to foster long-term stability in the national economy.

Posted by on September 23rd, 2010 at 11:05 am


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