The Lizard People Are Coming

I don’t think people realize how much garbage advertising is on CNBC. But in the field of wretchedness, one commercial manages to stand out.

If you’re a regular viewer of CNBC you may have seen an ad voiced by Alex Jones, the noted conspiracy nut. Jones regularly does us the favor of warning Americans about the New World Order. He is, quite naturally, a 9/11 Truther.

This story actually gets even more insane. The CNBC ad touts a video made by a character named Porter Stansberry. The title of the video is, “The End of America.” One of the experts referred to in this video is David Icke. Mr. Icke believes that the earth is run by a secret cabal of…lizard people.

I swear, I’m not making this up.

At the heart of his theories lies the idea that the world is becoming a global fascist state, that a secret group of reptilian humanoids called the Babylonian Brotherhood controls humanity, and that many prominent figures are reptilian, including George H. W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie.

Posted by on February 17th, 2012 at 12:45 pm


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